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A Hilarious Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it in 2009 also…….

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it’s good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc…..

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer…
* I don’t leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo…

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a Can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times…. (Poor girl! she’s been 7 since 1993…)

* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle’s property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.
* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete now.
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. Now most of those ‘Wishes’ are already married (to someone else)

NOW IMPORTANT NOTE :

If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will Pee on your head today at 6:30pm.

Nothing has happened till now………………….. but who knows. So please forward.

 

Fatma in Info Connect

Today i had the great chance to meet our friend Fatma Taqi by coincidence in Info connect fair. Fatma was with her sun Hussain who was more then happy for his mother graduation. The master program has effected all of us and family life. All our conversation was about the  attitude of the faculty, a subject that we talk about all of us most of the time. We have high expectations for our faculty and we keep forgetting that they are no more then human and they have different personalities and get effected by regular matters as any other person.

The perfect picture for the faculty is to be fair, just, flexible, knowledgeable, and have more understanding about their image in the eyes of the students. But i guess that will only be in a perfect world.

It was great to meet Fatma today, we almost did not see each other the last semester as we were taking different classes. Good luck Fatma in your quest for taking advantage of your new master degree. May life treat you well.

 

Learn how a presentation is.

Remember 2007 ??

The year Apple re-invented the phone.

If you want to learn how to really make a presentation, an interesting presentation. You should learn from the master, Steve Jobs.

 

فلم حساوي قصير”سامع كلام” قمة في الابداع فكرة: بدر المطلق – فرقة العمران الفنية

:تعليق

الانسان بطبعه يضع افضل ظنه بأقرب الناس له ولكن في زمنا الحالي غالبا ما ينصدم بأقرب الناس يكون هو اول طاعن له

 

LOST, Last season

Today, second of February will premier the first episode of the last season of my favorite tv show and the best ever “Lost”. Im more than happy to promote this tv show as the idea behind it is crazy and never been thought of on tv. for more than seven years me and millions have been waiting year after year to see what is going to happen next episode or next season. Will wait no more as this season the final episodes will be aired and the story will be concluded and all the secrets will be revieled.

See the fist four minutes of the first episode of the final season :

 

Concentration

What does this photo remind you of ?

 

Change Your World by Brian Tracy

You cannot change the world,
But you can present the world with one improved person – Yourself.
You can go to work on yourself to make yourself
Into the kind of person you admire and respect.
You can become a role model and set a standard for others.
You can control and discipline yourself to resist acting
Or speaking in a negative way
Toward anyone for any reason.
You can insist upon always doing things the loving way,
Rather than the hurtful way.
By doing these things each day,
You can continue on your journey
Toward becoming an exceptional human being.

 

MarinaFM complain about Yarmook Library

We all know Al Dewaniya talk show on Marina Fm. I over heard this conversation a month a go but that was the time of my enjoyment in doing assignments, presentations, exams, and other stuff required by the master program. So there was no time at all to search for the specific episode and post it here. But, as humanity moves along and things pass and much free time is found, it came to my mind this conversation that your going to listen to in the file attached.

To give it to you short, there was a complain about Yarmook Public Library, some say that the library is closing doors and following standard procedures. the library director is an LIS Master degree holder. Listen to her replay and im sure you will wish to be a public library director on day, or not!

 

Google apologize to Kuwait

 

Intellectual Capital IC and Knowledge Management KM 2/3

Now let’s continue some of the concepts of IC in our second part of this subject..

Elements of Intellectual capital

Many practitioners suggest that Intellectual capital consists of three elements.

􀂃 Human capital, which includes experience, the know-how, capabilities, skills, and

expertise of the human members of the organization.

􀂃 Structural capital (or organizational capital), which includes the systems, networks, policies, culture, distribution channels, and other “organizational capabilities” developed to meet market requirements as well as

Intellectual property

􀂃 Relational (customer) capital, which includes the connections that people outside the organization have with it, their loyalty, the market share, the level of back orders, and similar issues.

Intellectual capital can be thought of as ‘the stored knowledge possessed by an organization’. This knowledge may be tacit (personal knowledge possessed by an employee that may be difficult to express or communicate to others), in other cases it may be explicit knowledge, which is codified and stored by the organization and available to all employees. Most KM projects focus on collecting, storing and making this knowledge available. KM projects can involve a wide range of software tools and products, ranging from simple collaborative software to intranets, extranets, portals and sophisticated databases. 

Leif Edvinsson is a leading expert on Intellectual Capital (IC). He was the world’s first corporate director of Intellectual Capital at Skandia in Stockholm, Sweden. He has been a key contributor to the theory of IC and oversaw the creation of the world´s first corporate Intellectual Capital Annual Report.

See you hopefully in the last part of IC and KM next week InshallaH.

References:

http://www.ejkm.com/volume-5/v5-i2/Kok.pdf

http://www.itgovernance.co.uk/km.aspx

http://innovationwell.net/html/bios/leifbio.htm